As a special treat this Halloween, though probably more of a trick, we thought we’d share some of our staff’s favourite Halloween-themed jokes. Try your best to enjoy them.

Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch.

Why don’t angry witches ride their brooms?
They’re afraid of flying off the handle

Why did the skeleton go to the BBQ?
For the spare ribs.

Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them!

How does a vampire enter his house?
Through the bat flap!

Who was the best dancer at the Halloween party?
The Boogieman!

What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein!

What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!

What do you call a wizard that comes from outer space?
A flying sorcerer!

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